Showing posts with label New Brunswick Legislature. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New Brunswick Legislature. Show all posts

Friday, February 12, 2010

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Breaking News: New Brunswick Legislature invaded by Vampire Bats

Mike Murphy, New Brunswick Minister of Health, was attacked by the bat in the Legislature. That explains Murphy's behaviour in recent days and weeks... and in general.

Update: Oops sorry! I was misinformed. It was Benjamin Shingler, a reporter with the Telegraph Journal (a New Brunswick newspaper) who was bitten by the bat. The reporter is okay and receiving proper injections and antibiotics. It has come to my attention that the bat was actually an old politician. He was mad that when he was alive and an MLA, he was not treated well by this reporter (or so he felt). So he got his revenge in the after-life as a bat ;)

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Interim New Brunswick Conservative Leader Jeannot Volpe's Obsession With DNA


...for those who remember Jeannot Volpe's earlier statements in the New Brunswick Legislature where he demanded that Shawn Graham's DNA be tested to determine if he's still the same person.

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Sunday, February 11, 2007

New Brunswick Conservative MLA Bruce Fitch's Latest Statement in the Legislature


FROM THE TELEGRAPH JOURNAL:
During a rowdy and theatrical day in the legislature, Riverview MLA Bruce Fitch accused Justice Minister T.J. Burke of jumping out of his Gucci shoes on Wednesday to defend the premier. Fitch was questioning Burke's comments from earlier in the week that insurance rates would have increased if the Conservatives had won the election. "Some people say his Hugo Boss tie was too tight, cutting off the blood to his brain," a fiery Fitch yelled across the legislature.
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Following the debate, Burke told reporters he doesn't own a pair of Gucci shoes and doesn't intend to buy a pair of the pricey footwear. And as for Hugo Boss ties? "I don't wear Hugo Boss ties, I wear the ties that my wife and that my parents and good friends suggest are my colour, my style," Burke said, pointing to his striped Zenya-brand tie.

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