Showing posts with label Presidential Candidate. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Presidential Candidate. Show all posts
Wednesday, December 30, 2015
Wednesday, July 15, 2015
Donald Trump for President - some facts you will like to know
Q.What does Melania Trump see in Donald Trump?
A: "Two billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
Q: Why should Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?
A: Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
Q: If Donald becomes president what will be his first order of business?
A: Turn the Library of Congress into a Casino!
Q: How come Justin Bieber's hair fetched $40,000 on ebay?
A: Donald Trump is running for president and needed a more youthful looking wig!
Q: Why was there an awkward moment before Donald Trump awarded Rima Fakih the 2010 crown for Miss USA?
A: Donald asked for a clearance from Homeland Security!
Q: How do you know the economy is only getting worse?
A: On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
Q: What will Governor Blagojevich do after getting kicked out of office?
A1: Become the official Lego Hair model.
A2: Get fired again by Donald Trump on Celebrity Apprentice!
A3: Host of the game show "Let's Make A Deal"
Q: What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma if he is elected president?
A: Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
Q: What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?
A: Hair Force One!
Q: Why does Donald Trump feel he can understand the average man and become president?
A: "When Trump bangs a supermodel, he closes his eyes and imagines he's jerking off."
Q: Why isn't it surprising the Donald Trump wants to be President of the United States?
A: Because it's not the first time he has pushed a black family out of their home!
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Friday, September 02, 2011
7.1 Earthquake hits Southern Alaska
Is it possible that Sarah Palin is about to announce her candidacy for president of the United States? The earth is already shaking and the ocean is in turmoil which may result in a tsunami. Here is your mover and shaker candidate. :)
Read the story about quake here.
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