Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Donald Trump for President - some facts you will like to know

Q.What does Melania Trump see in Donald Trump?

A: "Two billion dollars and high cholesterol!"

Q: Why should Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

A: Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!

Q: If Donald becomes president what will be his first order of business?

A: Turn the Library of Congress into a Casino!

Q: How come Justin Bieber's hair fetched $40,000 on ebay?

A: Donald Trump is running for president and needed a more youthful looking wig!

Q: Why was there an awkward moment before Donald Trump awarded Rima Fakih the 2010 crown for Miss USA?

A: Donald asked for a clearance from Homeland Security!

Q: How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

A: On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!

Q: What will Governor Blagojevich do after getting kicked out of office?

A1: Become the official Lego Hair model.
A2: Get fired again by Donald Trump on Celebrity Apprentice!
A3: Host of the game show "Let's Make A Deal"

Q: What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma if he is elected president?

A: Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!

Q: What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

A: Hair Force One!

Q: Why does Donald Trump feel he can understand the average man and become president?

A: "When Trump bangs a supermodel, he closes his eyes and imagines he's jerking off."

Q: Why isn't it surprising the Donald Trump wants to be President of the United States?

A: Because it's not the first time he has pushed a black family out of their home!


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