Wednesday, July 15, 2015
Donald Trump for President - some facts you will like to know
Q.What does Melania Trump see in Donald Trump?
A: "Two billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
Q: Why should Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?
A: Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
Q: If Donald becomes president what will be his first order of business?
A: Turn the Library of Congress into a Casino!
Q: How come Justin Bieber's hair fetched $40,000 on ebay?
A: Donald Trump is running for president and needed a more youthful looking wig!
Q: Why was there an awkward moment before Donald Trump awarded Rima Fakih the 2010 crown for Miss USA?
A: Donald asked for a clearance from Homeland Security!
Q: How do you know the economy is only getting worse?
A: On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
Q: What will Governor Blagojevich do after getting kicked out of office?
A1: Become the official Lego Hair model.
A2: Get fired again by Donald Trump on Celebrity Apprentice!
A3: Host of the game show "Let's Make A Deal"
Q: What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma if he is elected president?
A: Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
Q: What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?
A: Hair Force One!
Q: Why does Donald Trump feel he can understand the average man and become president?
A: "When Trump bangs a supermodel, he closes his eyes and imagines he's jerking off."
Q: Why isn't it surprising the Donald Trump wants to be President of the United States?
A: Because it's not the first time he has pushed a black family out of their home!
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