Sunday, April 01, 2012

BREAKING NEWS: Stephen Harper has decided to resign!



Stephen Harper announced that he no longer wants to hold the office of PM. He has admitted to the wrong-doings in the robo-call scandal, saying he is no longer worthy to govern. He has also admitted to abuse of Parliamentary procedure - through proroguements - and overall contempt for democratic institutions.

"The only way I can truly recant," said Harper, "is to step down now."

Harper also stated that he's fed-up of "Mulcair and that Bob Rae guy, they have nothing else to do but criticize me all the time."

:) April 1st day.

Update: I wonder if Blogger.com is removing my post. What happened to their sense of humour?

Update 2: He was heard singing the following song @ 24 Sussex Drive.

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4 comments:

  1. I wonder if Blogger.com is removing my post. What happened to their sense of humour?

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  2. Ha! I actually did up a mock news release at work last year on Harper retiring and people were so excited many didn't bother to check the link which revealed it as an April Fool's joke.

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  3. Blogger.com kept removing my post.

    I had to specifically point out that it was an April Fool thing only then they left the post alone.

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