Harper Gone Bananas

Harper was giving a press conference in a fresh produce store with a background of potatoes, cucumbers and many other vegetables. One reporter asked him if he would be a vegetable, then which vegetable it would be and why. Harper looked around few times and then said he'd rather be a fruit. So there you go. As far as running the country is concerned, Harper is more of a fruitcake. His fellow conservative Danny Williams of Newfoundland actually called him a fraud. So maybe Harper is a fruit, but rotten inside ;)

Recommend this post