I saw this funny story on the internet and I thought instead of posting my picture, that I'd post the following picture with the story.
Also, seriously, there are stories by news outlets such as the BBC where Bush said it was God's orders that he invaded Iraq and Afghanistan.
President Bush sits at his desk in the Oval Office, where he received messages from an intercom voice identifying itself as "God" and thought to have been Vice President Cheney (above).
Voice Of God Revealed To Be Cheney On Intercom
WASHINGTON, DC—Telephone logs recorded by the National Security Agency and obtained by Congress as part of an ongoing investigation suggest that the vice president may have used the Oval Office intercom system to address President Bush at crucial moments, giving categorical directives in a voice the president believed to be that of God. Click here to read more at The Onion.
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