Saturday, January 23, 2010

Pat Robertson: Devil Responds

The Devil confronted Pat Robertson and reminded him where he lived – in the United States and with him. He emphasized that he had nothing to do with the poor nation of Haiti. He told Robertson that he enjoys the luxuries which Robertson provides. He told him that he loves to live in a rich and luxurious environment and that, centuries ago, he abandoned the poor parts of the world.

Any nation or person who gets poor is abandoned by him (the devil) immediately because he is averse to hardships. The devil also said that his circle of buddies includes Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Rush Limbaugh and many corporate bosses. He also said that he spends some of his time at Playboy Mansion, with Larry Flint of Hustler and with his good friends at Penthouse and many other like minded individuals. The Devil also told him that evangelists are his closest buddies. Robertson was speechless ;)

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  1. Huh? Pat Robertson speechless? Thats a good thing !!

  2. Devil knows his kind and knows how to deal with them.

  3. Larry Flint at the Playboy Mansion!? Over Hef's dead body!!!

  4. Fish, I did not necessarily mean that he meets Flint at the mansion. He just pals around with him. :)