Poor Dubya is misunderstood. Reliable sources from the Whitehouse said that he has been trying for a while, but his magic wand did not work. Only then did he publicly disclose that the magic wand does not work ;)
The same sources also said that he has not given up. He continues to wave and practice with his magic wand. He has even given up golf and jogging for the magic wand, but the damn gas prices are too stubborn ;)
Bush: Economy won't 'change on a dime'
At one point, the president mimicked his own line from his last press conference, a Rose Garden appearance on April 29: "I think it was in the Rose Garden where I issued this brilliant statement.... 'If I had a magic wand,''' Bush said with an ironic smile. "The president doesn't have a magic wand...
